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The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice - The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice overly manly man
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Bruises are like stickers for big boys

Bruises are like stickers for big boys
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Pain pills? you mean bitch mints

Pain pills? you mean bitch mints
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I had a heart attack last night But I didn't want to wake you so I just powered through it

I had a heart attack last night But I didn't want to wake you so I just powered through it
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Nascar Car Crashes? You mean the elimination round

Nascar Car Crashes? You mean the elimination round
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Medicine? You mean alcohol

Medicine? You mean alcohol
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was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age, we had the war.

was i a Boy scout? no. when i was your age, we had the war.
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You went to the doctor for a tummy ache? How many purses did they prescribe you?

You went to the doctor for a tummy ache? How many purses did they prescribe you?
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permanent scar? you mean free tattoo

permanent scar? you mean free tattoo
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kid urinal ? you mean the long-dick comfort station

kid urinal ? you mean the long-dick comfort station
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Inhaler? You mean Cigar

Inhaler? You mean Cigar
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