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Goes for ride in car, gets shit on by bird through sun roof while moving
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First day in prison showers Drops soap
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Finally loses his virginity at a costume party to his sister
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crush he has been after for months drunk texts him to come over for booty call. rushes to put on jeans, penis gets stuck in zipper ends up in ER
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Boss lets me out of work early come home to my wife being threesomed by 2 black men
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wakes up early so he has time to shower and eat breakfast more tired; soap slips out of his hands and bounces off shower wall hitting him in the balls. doubled over in pain, hits head on glass shower door and cracks it
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finally turns 21 gets id confiscated for looking suspiciously young
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Driving home at night when a furry black animal jumps out of the ditch and I hit it. Stop my car to make sure I didn't run over someone's cat. Gets sprayed by a skunk.
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LETs ELDERLY WOMaN GO AHEAD OF HIM in lottery ticket line she wins the $590 Million jackpot
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checks oncoming traffic before crossing one way street gets hit by car going in reverse
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