Spilled coffee while driving and wearing a white t-shirt Coffee landed on the seatbelt.

Spilled coffee while driving and wearing a white t-shirt  Coffee landed on the seatbelt.  - Spilled coffee while driving and wearing a white t-shirt  Coffee landed on the seatbelt.   Success Kid

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Pissed off my mom She deleted me from facebook

Pissed off my mom She deleted me from facebook

Asked Lecturer if we could have class outside says we can

Asked Lecturer if we could have class outside says we can

Admitted to a girl that I have a small penis Says 'that's good because I have a small mouth'

Admitted to a girl that I have a small penis Says 'that's good because I have a small mouth'

Tried to text ex late last night too drunk, forgot to hit send

Tried to text ex late last night too drunk, forgot to hit send

Met really funny, cool girl Texts full words and uses proper grammar

Met really funny, cool girl Texts full words and uses proper grammar

Girl found out I have never had a threesome on our first date Brought me to her place and introduced me to her roommate

Girl found out I have never had a threesome on our first date Brought me to her place and introduced me to her roommate

hot girl in class asks for notes returns them with her phone number

hot girl in class asks for notes returns them with her phone number

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl. Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl.  Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.

Got my hair washed by cute stylist She put her boobs on my face. Twice

Got my hair washed by cute stylist She put her boobs on my face. Twice

Girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 20 foot pole Next girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 10 foot pole

Girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 20 foot pole Next girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 10 foot pole
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