Breaks something expensive of yours "Why would you spend that much on it anyway?"

Breaks something expensive of yours

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Borrows your razor returns it with face unshaved

Borrows your razor returns it with face unshaved

BREAKS UP WITH YOU STILL USES YOUR NETFLIX ACCOUNT

BREAKS UP WITH YOU STILL USES YOUR NETFLIX ACCOUNT

asks you to get popcorn starts movie before you get back

asks you to get popcorn starts movie before you get back

Drives slowly Until you try to pass him

Drives slowly Until you try to pass him

"i'll be there in ten minutes, bro" 2 hours later

Cuts a massive slice of cake only eats icing

Cuts a massive slice of cake only eats icing

asks for some trail mix only eats the m&m's

asks for some trail mix only eats the m&m's

Gets hit by dodgeball Continues playing

Gets hit by dodgeball Continues playing

Eats your toaster strudel Uses two frosting packets

Eats your toaster strudel Uses two frosting packets

tells you to call him asap lets it go to voicemail

tells you to call him asap lets it go to voicemail
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