hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, and grabs my ass before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief

hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, and grabs my ass before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief - hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, and grabs my ass before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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found courage to talk to cute guy Spits all over his face while saying hi

found courage to talk to cute guy  Spits all over his face while saying hi

Girl compliments the softness of my skin "Yeah, I keep a bottle of lotion on my nightstand."

Girl compliments the softness of my skin

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch "sure you can sit here, I don't have any friends"

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva

Never has awkward moments with girls because girls never talk to me

Never has awkward moments with girls because girls never talk to me

has one night stand on last day of holidays goes to class next day and she is the teacher

has one night stand on last day of holidays goes to class next day and she is the teacher

Slide a drink to a girl at the bar Drink Tips and spills all over her

Slide a drink to a girl at the bar Drink Tips and spills all over her

Girl says yes when you ask her out high five

Girl says yes when you ask her out high five

"You look pretty good tonight" "so does yourself too as well"

Me: "Wanna go out some time?" Girl: "Yeah." Me: Immediately changes subject and asks how her class was

Me:
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