My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl. Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl.  Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.  - My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl.  Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.   Success Kid

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Opened fridge for a 2nd time Found something i want to eat that i didn't see the first time

Opened fridge for a 2nd time Found something i want to eat that i didn't see the first time

About to ask girl if shes single Gets asked first

About to ask girl if shes single Gets asked first

had sex with girlfriend last night Neighbors complained about the Noise this morning

had sex with girlfriend last night Neighbors complained about the Noise this morning

Drunk-texted a girl about how much I like her she feels the same way too

Drunk-texted a girl about how much I like her she feels the same way too

Turned on the computer Adobe doesn't need an update

Turned on the computer Adobe doesn't need an update

Got into fight with wife last night She e-mails this morning to tell me I was right

Got into fight with wife last night She e-mails this morning to tell me I was right

first time showing friend reddit president does ama

first time showing friend reddit president does ama

First week of class All professors speak perfect english

First week of class All professors speak perfect english

Finished a bag of chips and the salsa at the same time

Finished a bag of chips and the salsa at the same time

Wife is pregnant Designated driver for 9 months

Wife is pregnant Designated driver for 9 months
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