And then she asked me: "why did the chicken cross the road?" How was i supposed to know?

And then she asked me:

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Did I really forget to... Yea, it's just bread

Did I really forget to... Yea, it's just bread

Is that a hair? ...It's a Hair

Is that a hair? ...It's a Hair

hedgehogs why can't they just share the hedge?

hedgehogs why can't they just share the hedge?

i was standing in line to the cash machine and this old lady asked me if i could check her balance. so i pushed her over

i was standing in line to the cash machine and this old lady asked me if i could check her balance. so i pushed her over

My wife says picking my nose is disgusting. So now I have to do it myself.

My wife says picking my nose is disgusting. 
 So now I have to do it myself.

. . . mayonnaise.

 . . . mayonnaise.

i recorded an album in my grandma's honor after she passed away. I called it "life support - unplugged"

i recorded an album in my grandma's honor after she passed away.
I called it

god damn it i miss bill

god damn it i miss bill

WYLD STALLYNS could have been huge

WYLD STALLYNS could have been huge

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection My yo-yo, it never came back

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection  My yo-yo, it never came back
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