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That was really nice of you to help out that caterpillar. I'm happy to be around somebody who respects the sanctity of life of all creatures-- please put that boot down.
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Hello human housemate! I see you've recently had a beautiful child! I have an egg sac here that will soon bear my beautiful children! is that a new lighter?
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Hey man, there was a wasp in here but I got him, I know how you hate wasps, and you know I'm always looking out for you-- ...whats the book for
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Saves gecko from deadly plunge people start throwing crts out of their windows
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legend has it, your ancestors claimed manifest destiny while they destroyed entire villages, simply because the others were unlike themselves nothing has changed
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oh hey there, welcome to the neighborhood what's with the kleenex?
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You had a nightmare where i was crawling all over you? INCEPTION
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Hi! I just finished eating all the flies, keeping away the ants and drove away the termites. Oh sure, I'd love to read the paper!
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can you help? i got a bit tangled in your hair screaming and slapping me is not working
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hi, i mummified this cricket for you you don't like mummified crickets. Gotcha
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