Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you fucking moron

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you fucking moron - Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you fucking moron  Scumbag Brain

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Makes you feel guilty when you don't have time to exercise. Finally get time, isn't in the mood to go.

Makes you feel guilty when you don't have time to exercise. Finally get time, isn't in the mood to go.

It's your first day off in months and all you want to do is sleep-in? 5:30 am it is

It's your first day off in months and all you want to do is sleep-in? 5:30 am it is

ANXIOUS AND IRRITABLE AROUND CROWDS SAD AND LONELY WHEN ALONE

ANXIOUS AND IRRITABLE AROUND CROWDS SAD AND LONELY WHEN ALONE

So, you think you're over your ex? Here, have this dream of you two happy and in love again

So, you think you're over your ex? Here, have this dream of you two happy and in love again

found a good job, girl i like asked me out, reconnected with a long lost friend lol, j/k, time to wake up

found a good job, girl i like asked me out, reconnected with a long lost friend lol, j/k, time to wake up

have a sore throat better swallow every second just to be sure

have a sore throat better swallow every second just to be sure

Bro, that girl talking to you is hot as hell Oh, she likes you? Eh, you can do better

Bro, that girl talking to you is hot as hell Oh, she likes you? Eh, you can do better

HEY BRO, SEE YOU FINALLY FOUND A GIRLFRIEND NOW LET'S FIND ONE FLAW ABOUT HER AND THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU'RE SINGLE AGAIN

HEY BRO, SEE YOU FINALLY FOUND A GIRLFRIEND NOW LET'S FIND ONE FLAW ABOUT HER AND THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU'RE SINGLE AGAIN

cute girl you like holding solid eye contact with you? let's check out her boobs real quick

cute girl you like holding solid eye contact with you? let's check out her boobs real quick

THAT PIZZA ROLL IS TOO HOT TO HOLD BETTER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

THAT PIZZA ROLL IS TOO HOT TO HOLD BETTER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
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