Put dinner in the crock pot before work Oh god the apartment's going to burn down

Put dinner in the crock pot before work Oh god the apartment's going to burn down - Put dinner in the crock pot before work Oh god the apartment's going to burn down  Paranoid Parrot

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Map in mall says YOU ARE HERE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW

Map in mall says YOU ARE HERE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW

Close eyes in pool Jaws music plays

Close eyes in pool Jaws music plays

Miss class today to see doctor everyone thinks i'm an alcoholic

Miss class today to see doctor everyone thinks i'm an alcoholic

Stalk cute girls facebook. Next day profile is set to private. I've been caught

Stalk cute girls facebook. Next day profile is set to private. I've been caught

spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping

spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping

Home alone Close bathroom door just in case

Home alone Close bathroom door just in case

mascot for r/adviceanimals is a spider stay away from r/adviceanimals

mascot for r/adviceanimals is a spider stay away from r/adviceanimals

take too long in bathroom at school everyone thinks you pooped

take too long in bathroom at school everyone thinks
 you pooped

erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong

erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong

Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms

Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms
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