Fell asleep while watching movie on tv Same movie is playing when I wake up and is within 5 minutes of where I fell asleep

Fell asleep while watching movie on tv Same movie is playing when I wake up and is within 5 minutes of where I fell asleep - Fell asleep while watching movie on tv Same movie is playing when I wake up and is within 5 minutes of where I fell asleep  Success Kid

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Bought a box of Girl Scout Cookies Yesterday Still some left today

Bought a box of Girl Scout Cookies Yesterday Still some left today

Gave speech in front of class Didn't stutter once.

Gave speech in front of class Didn't stutter once.

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it

Didn't feel like attending Monday class Teacher didn't either

Didn't feel like attending Monday class Teacher didn't either

Caught myself checking out a woman in a crowd It was my wife

Caught myself checking out a woman in a crowd It was my wife

Girlfriend made cookies hair smells like cookies during sexy times

Girlfriend made cookies hair smells like cookies during sexy times

Had a phone interview while taking a shit got the job

Had a phone interview while taking a shit got the job

Picked girlfriend up She was actually ready when I got there

Picked girlfriend up She was actually ready when I got there

Gave homeless person $2 in the parking lot Saw him buying food in grocery store

Gave homeless person $2 in the parking lot Saw him buying food in grocery store

Asked girlfriend what she wanted to do tonight Tells me she wants to order pizza after we have sex.

Asked girlfriend what she wanted to do tonight Tells me she wants to order pizza after we have sex.
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