If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move

If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move - If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move  Actual Advice Mallard

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Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly

Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly

Whenever a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

Whenever a woman says “do whatever you want”  do NOT do whatever you want.

If you murder someone, bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and police will think it's a false positive

If you murder someone, bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and police will think it's a false positive

Running a bit late for work or a meeting in the morning? Take a few minutes to stop and get a box of donuts for the office. Everyone will remember the gesture, not your tardiness.

Running a bit late for work or a meeting in the morning? Take a few minutes to stop and get a box of donuts for the office. Everyone will remember the gesture, not your tardiness.

If you want to safely pick up a prostitute, Always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only. It is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree.

If you want to safely pick up a prostitute, Always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only. It is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree.

Always hit on the hottest girl in the room If you strike out, you're not having any less sex with her

Always hit on the hottest girl in the room If you strike out, you're not having any less sex with her

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

new gf's family is crazy but your gf seems sane? she's crazy too

new gf's family is crazy but your gf seems sane? she's crazy too

If you accidently close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+T reopens it

If you accidently close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+T reopens it

When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times

When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times
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