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Instead of pressing Ctrl+alt+del then clicking the task manager button You can press CTRL+Shift+esc to open task manager directly
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Whenever a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
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If you murder someone, bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog and police will think it's a false positive
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Running a bit late for work or a meeting in the morning? Take a few minutes to stop and get a box of donuts for the office. Everyone will remember the gesture, not your tardiness.
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If you want to safely pick up a prostitute, Always ask that you want to take nude pics of her only. It is not illegal and an undercover cop would never agree.
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Always hit on the hottest girl in the room If you strike out, you're not having any less sex with her
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Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other
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new gf's family is crazy but your gf seems sane? she's crazy too
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If you accidently close a tab CTRL+SHIFT+T reopens it
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When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies Prices go up if you visit a site multiple times
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