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Walk past people playing soccer pray the ball doesn't bounce towards you
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Gets told to stop saying sorry so much Apologizes
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Leave Girl's house fart the entire way home
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Owns a zune calls it an ipod so people don't ask what a zune is
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Girl texts back after 15 minutes texts back after 30 minutes as penalty
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Female and socially awkward Perceived as stuck up bitch
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keep making the same turns as the driver in front of me take the long way home so they dont think im following them
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"OK, let's go shirts vs. skins" Can I switch to shirts team?
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No fork for lunch at work rather make one out of paperclips than go to break room
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Only releases poop when someone else flushes
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