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I take batteries from my kids' toys and use them for my vibrator.
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I actually like it when guys stare at my boobs it boosts my self esteem
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I wear the same jeans every day
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I draw dicks on cars in the school parking lot I'm a teacher
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Sometimes when I'm mad at mom I step on cracks on purpose
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My in-laws are visiting and I have an unexpected day off work I put on my scrubs and went to the "hospital" anyway, just to avoid them
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Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her
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I use big complicated words while fighting with my boyfriend Because I know he wont understand and it will shut him up faster.
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