411,358 shares
No open parking spots No class
101,547 shares
Guest Lecturer? Nice, no class.
44,801 shares
"The lecture slides will be posted online" see you fuckers at finals
747,152 shares
Homework worth 10% of grade not worth it
219,296 shares
Rough Draft? run spell check now its my Final Draft
71,742 shares
wakes up before alarm goes off alarm set to 3 pm
49,886 shares
"Your homework tonight is to read pages 57-112" Nice, no homework.
868,242 shares
Slept through 9am class Skips other classes to be fair
72,608 shares
Class starts in an hour guess i should get registered
107,080 shares
Has full plans for zombie apocalypse No idea what he's doing after graduation
231,900 shares
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