If you are going out with your wife Tell her the reservation is 45 minutes earlier than it is. That way you'll only be 15 minutes late.

If you are going out with your wife Tell her the reservation is 45 minutes earlier than it is. That way you'll only be 15 minutes late. - If you are going out with your wife Tell her the reservation is 45 minutes earlier than it is. That way you'll only be 15 minutes late.  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you want to be a better cook watch "good eats" You will not only learn some great recipies, but also the sicence behind them

If you want to be a better cook watch

always check your motorcycle helmet for spiders before you are driving down the highway at 50mph

always check your motorcycle helmet for spiders before you are driving down the highway at 50mph

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.

If your grandparents often ask you to come by and help them with small tasks, Chances are they use the tasks as an excuse to get to see you and enjoy your company. Visit them more often.

If your grandparents often ask you to come by and help them with small tasks, Chances are they use the tasks as an excuse to get to see you and enjoy your company. Visit them more often.

Never ask someone if they're telling the truth An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you.

Never ask someone if they're telling the truth  An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you.

If you walked 2 miles on a treadmill today you did not "earn" mcdonald's for lunch

If you walked 2 miles on a treadmill today you did not

If you ever suspect someone's following your car Take four right turns, it forms a circle. If they're still behind you, they're following

If you ever suspect someone's following your car Take four right turns, it forms a circle. If they're still behind you, they're following

Don't continually ask someone how their job search is going It's going terribly until they tell you they got a new job

Don't continually ask someone how their job search is going It's going terribly until they tell you they got a new job

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid

If someone wants to debate evolution first ask them to define evolution

If someone wants to debate evolution first ask them to define evolution
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