Goes to a super remote and secluded place to smoke gets paranoid about its remoteness as soon as i get high

Goes to a super remote and secluded place to smoke gets paranoid about its remoteness as soon as i get high  - Goes to a super remote and secluded place to smoke gets paranoid about its remoteness as soon as i get high   Paranoid Parrot

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accidentally sleep in on 4/20 they all think I'm toking

accidentally sleep in on 4/20 they all think I'm toking

First date with girl. Scratches her inner thigh. HERPES

First date with girl. Scratches her inner thigh. HERPES

Leave water bottle in a public place Someone pissed in it

Leave water bottle in a public place Someone pissed in it

Left a drink on the table at the club while we went to dance. Don't drink any more of it! Someone put GHB in it!

Left a drink on the table at the club while we went to dance. Don't drink any more of it!
Someone put GHB in it!

Not sure which cup is mine get new cup for the 4th time

Not sure which cup is mine get new cup for the 4th time

take shower constantly check corners of the ceiling for spiders

take shower constantly check corners of the ceiling for spiders

Roll over in bed and it squeaks everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating

Roll over in bed and it squeaks  everyone in house thinks i'm masturbating

HOUSEMATES TALKING IN HALLWAY THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME

HOUSEMATES TALKING IN HALLWAY THEY'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME

Embarrassing song starts playing on iPod Everyone heard it through the earbuds

Embarrassing song starts playing on iPod Everyone heard it through the earbuds

run fingers through hair, one strand of hair comes out I'm going bald

run fingers through hair, one strand of hair comes out I'm going bald
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