Girl invites me into her apartment on first date have loud and uncontrollable diarrhea in her bathroom after sushi dinner

Girl invites me into her apartment on first date have loud and uncontrollable diarrhea in her bathroom after sushi dinner - Girl invites me into her apartment on first date have loud and uncontrollable diarrhea in her bathroom after sushi dinner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Sneak up and smack my wifes ass at the store not my wife

Sneak up and smack my wifes ass at the store not my wife

Date asks if you'd like to go back to her place for coffee tells you she wants to be "just friends" over coffee

Date asks if you'd like to go back to her place for coffee tells you she wants to be

Goes on a date with a beautiful girl spent most of the time trying to hide erections

Goes on a date with a beautiful girl spent most of the time trying to hide erections

Admits feelings to best friend of two years "Oh,you always know how to make me laugh"

Admits feelings to best friend of two years

gives lost stranger directions realizes later that they were wrong

gives lost stranger directions realizes later that they were wrong

tell new girlfriend's dad you've heard a lot of interesting things about him entire family thinks I'm making sarcastic reference to his countless unspoken extramarital affairs

tell new girlfriend's dad you've heard a lot of interesting things about him entire family thinks I'm making sarcastic reference to his countless unspoken extramarital affairs

goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene

goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene

hits it off with a hot and flirtatious girl at new job gets invited to her wedding

hits it off with a hot and flirtatious girl at new job gets invited to her wedding

Dresses up fancy for a Christmas Party Wins ugly sweater contest

Dresses up fancy for a Christmas Party Wins ugly sweater contest

compliment a girl on her freckles acne

compliment a girl on her freckles acne
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