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Need to cram for an exam tomorrow? You've never created a successful meme; try now.
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Get to bed early cause of your plans tomorrow LOL just kidding, too anxious to sleep
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Oh, you took a one hour nap earlier? Guess you're not sleeping tonight.
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Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can
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"We shouldn't do anything today." Guilt trips you all night over not getting anything done
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about to watch a movie with a hot girl? ah, have fun holding this massive fart all night
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You've been doing well in school lately? Removes all motivation
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Procrastinates for hours on homework It takes 15 minutes to finish
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Affords you the physical ability to lock your front door. Deletes the memory of doing so within a minute and guilts you into returning to check
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"hey you know those 1,000s of words in your vocabulary?" "here's 5 of them."
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