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sweat because you're nervous cute girl thinks you were working out
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Sent Winky face instead of Smiley face Have a date for friday
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Went to wrong job interview Got hired anyway
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accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday
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friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me
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Used Star Wars reference on first date She loved it
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