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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
331,698 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,306 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
148,646 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
57,874 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
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internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,329 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
119,558 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,324 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
104,977 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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