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went to hockey game with sister got on kiss cam
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Too nerdy to be popular not nerdy enough to be accepted by the nerds
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Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis
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Say something funny, only one person hears that person repeats it, everyone laughs
use bathroom at a girl's house Prove that I washed my hands by commenting on how good the soap smells
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Move to put arm around girl accidentally elbow her face
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Lowers gaze to avoid eye contact with girl ends up staring at boobs instead
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Shows up to friend's party cleans his entire kitchen instead of socializing
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Has to make phone call Writes out full script before calling
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