Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.

Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read. - Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.  Scumbag Brain

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Wants to sleep in on school days Is up at the crack of dawn on weekends

Wants to sleep in on school days Is up at the crack of dawn on weekends

Cute girl around? Hey dude, here's some of the stupidest shit you could possibly say.

Cute girl around? 
 Hey dude, here's some of the stupidest shit you could possibly say.

10 more minutes of work until finished HEY LET'S PROCRASTINATE FOR 5 HOURS!

10 more minutes of work until finished HEY LET'S PROCRASTINATE FOR 5 HOURS!

Nothing to eat in the fridge? you should check again.

Nothing to eat in the fridge? you should check again.

Can't stay awake in class Wide awake as soon as class ends

Can't stay awake in class Wide awake as soon as class ends

Driving, when a song comes on that you know samples a police siren STILL FREAKS THE FUCK OUT

Driving, when a song comes on that you know samples a police siren STILL FREAKS THE FUCK OUT

Oh, you have to wake up early tomorrow morning? Ill just keep you up all night and let you fall asleep an hour before you have to wake up.

Oh, you have to wake up early tomorrow morning? Ill just keep you up all night and let you fall asleep an hour before you have to wake up.

Recognizes all of its problems Decides to change nothing

Recognizes all of its problems Decides to change nothing

passionately Hates a song Can't stop singing in your head

passionately Hates a song Can't stop singing in your head

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship
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