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gets mad while playing video games throws your controller
174,384 shares
asks to borrow electric razor to shave, which i say yes to... comes out of bathroom with facial hair intact
451,304 shares
On a train sitting down while some people have to stand Has bag on the seat next to him
111,033 shares
Orders $40 worth of pizza for delivery "Sorry bro can't tip I'm broke"
162,368 shares
Borrows your car Reprograms radio stations
3 inches of snow/slush on the road tailgates
308,678 shares
Makes gift nearly impossible to open not even a good gift
400,385 shares
wins 250K on scratch off ticket and calls fiancee to dump her on live tv
217,783 shares
opens microwave before timer goes off doesn't clear the time for the next guy
144,187 shares
Hears a funny joke you said when no one else was listening Repeats it when they're listening and takes credit for it
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