My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot

My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot - My new party trick - I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together i shit you knot  Bad Joke Eel

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Did you hear about the new batman actor? Christian Bale fans have really ben Affleckted by it

Did you hear about the new batman actor?  Christian Bale fans have really ben Affleckted by it

My girlfriend bought us a new cat I told her you've gotta be kitting me

My girlfriend bought
us a new cat I told her you've
gotta be kitting me

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass The doctor described his condition as stable

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass The doctor described his condition as stable

Why did the Walrus go to a tupperware party? It was looking for a tight seal

Why did the Walrus go to a tupperware party? It was looking for a tight seal

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time...

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time...

My girlfriend is saving herself for marriage we do everything butt sex

My girlfriend is saving herself for marriage we do everything butt sex

When you get a bladder infection Urine trouble

When you get a bladder infection Urine trouble

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands

what's the cheapest type of meat? deer balls. they're under a buck.

what's the cheapest type of meat? deer balls. they're under a buck.

Have you heard people are starting to pickpocket midgets? Seriously, who would stoop so low?

Have you heard people are starting to pickpocket midgets? Seriously, who would stoop so low?
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