I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food - I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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i'm not always sexist and racist but when i am, i'm driving

i'm not always sexist and racist but when i am, i'm driving

I don't always have sex with spanish star trek fans But when I do, I prefer Dos Trekkies

I don't always have sex with spanish star trek fans But when I do, I prefer Dos Trekkies

I don't always read the directions on toothpaste but when I do, it's because i forgot my smartphone when i went to the bathroom

I don't always read the directions on toothpaste but when I do, it's because i forgot my smartphone when i went to the bathroom

I don't always Pretend I have super Powers but When I do, I am walking in front of an Automatic Door.

I don't always Pretend I have super Powers but When I do, I am walking in front of an Automatic Door.

I don't always say 'bye' to someone online but when I do I have no idea how long I should wait to give them a chance to respond before i go offline

I don't always say 'bye' to someone online but when I do I have no idea how long I should wait to give them a chance to respond before i go offline

I don't always play fighting games but when I do, I just mash random buttons

I don't always play fighting games but when I do, I just mash random buttons

I don't always look like an alcoholic But when i do, its recycling day

I don't always look like an alcoholic But when i do, its recycling day

i don't always discover that my wallet isn't in its usual pocket but when i do, i have a mini heart attack

i don't always discover that my wallet isn't in its usual pocket but when i do, i have a mini heart attack

I don't always look at girls in body paint But when i do, I search vigorously to find thier nipple

I don't always look at girls in body paint But when i do, I search vigorously to find thier nipple

I don't always get texts from girls But when i do, I over analyze the shit out of them

I don't always get texts from girls But when i do, I over analyze the shit out of them
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