Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off

Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off  - Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off   Paranoid Parrot

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wants to check out books on paranoia librarian says "they're behind you!"

wants to check out books on paranoia librarian says

Answers 'C' three times in a row on a midterm I'm going to fail this exam.

Answers 'C' three times in a row on a midterm I'm going to fail this exam.

Enables google location on the phone just in case of kidnapping

Enables google location on the phone just in case of kidnapping

Paranoid that everything i post will be a repost Paranoid that even this is a repost

Paranoid that everything i post will be a repost Paranoid that even this is a repost

take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body

take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body

Teacher hands out an anonymous survey to the class Changes handwriting

Teacher hands out an anonymous survey to the class Changes handwriting

UNLOCKS CAR TO LOCK IT AGAIN

UNLOCKS CAR TO LOCK IT AGAIN

Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds

Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds

SENT IMPORTANT E-MAIL RE-READ MESSAGE IN SENT FOLDER TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS STILL OK

SENT IMPORTANT E-MAIL RE-READ MESSAGE IN SENT FOLDER TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS STILL OK

Has to go to the bathroom at night Opens the shower curtain to check for murderers

Has to go to the bathroom at night Opens the shower curtain to check for murderers
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