Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off

Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off  - Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off   Paranoid Parrot

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loses thumbtack in room this is how I die

loses thumbtack in room this is how I die

half way through essay, click save save. save. save.

half way through essay, click save save. save. save.

Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago

Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago

hears low-flying plane al-qaeda

hears low-flying plane al-qaeda

Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper

Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper

Meet eyes with a girl now she thinks i am a rapist

Meet eyes with a girl  now she thinks i am a rapist

neighbor doesn't check mail for a few days OH god he's dead and rotting in the house

neighbor doesn't check mail for a few days OH god he's dead and rotting in the house

Asshole itches oh god its worms

Asshole itches oh god its worms

Write a test bring 8 pencils

Write a test bring 8 pencils

SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY I JUST MURDERED A NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD

SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY I JUST MURDERED A NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD
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