Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off

Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off  - Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off   Paranoid Parrot

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gets into car to drive home at night immediately check backseats just in case

gets into car to drive home at night immediately check backseats just in case

Send incriminating Text Check that I sent it to the right person

Send incriminating Text Check that I sent it to the right person

Don't take photos of me someone might use them as a meme

Don't take photos of me someone might use them as a meme

hears someone speaking russian shit's about to get real

hears someone speaking russian shit's about to get real

Dog stares into empty room and barks RUN

Dog stares into empty room and barks RUN

notices pimple before leaving house everyone in the world is staring at me

notices pimple before leaving house everyone in the world is staring at me

Type one extra letter in the end of password erase whole thing and re-type

Type one extra letter in the end of password erase whole thing and re-type

Leaving house at night Keep all lights on to discourage burglars

Leaving house at night Keep all lights on to discourage burglars

Drive with cellphone in lap Testicular cancer

Drive with cellphone in lap Testicular cancer

Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now

Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now
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