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I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in the army they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into

I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in the army they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into - I have no sympathy for people who complain about being in the army they signed up for it, they are getting paid for it, they knew what they were getting into Confession Bear
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I found my dad's alter ego account on a message board I purposely troll him and then laugh after he calls me up to complain about the idiots he talks to online.

I found my dad's alter ego account on a message board I purposely troll him and then laugh after he calls me up to complain about the idiots he talks to online.
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When women complain about their exes i've never met i usually side with their exes

When women complain about their exes i've never met i usually side with their exes
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I tell my girlfriend I make much lower than I actually do So I don't have to spend as much on her.

I tell my girlfriend I make much lower than I actually do So I don't have to spend as much on her.
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The only reason I still use Facebook is so I can watch the people I hate become failures at life

The only reason I still use Facebook is so I can watch the people I hate become failures at life
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When Someone tells me she is a strong independent woman I actually think she's just very lonely

When Someone tells me she is a strong independent woman I actually think she's just very lonely
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I only want to take up running so I can eat more.

I only want to take up running so I can eat more.
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I only open the passenger door for my girlfriend when I need to walk around the car to fart before I get in.

I only open the passenger door for my girlfriend when I need to walk around the car to fart before I get in.
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When I have an argument with my girlfriend I tighten the top of every jar and bottle in the house

When I have an argument with my girlfriend I tighten the top of every jar and bottle in the house
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I'm overly polite to people who work in fast food because I know their job is horrible

I'm overly polite to people who work in fast food because I know their job is horrible
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I ACTUALLY ENJOY COOKING FOR MY HUSBAND BUT ACT LIKE IT'S A PAIN, SO HE FEELS GUILTY AND DOES MORE ERRANDS AROUND THE HOUSE

I ACTUALLY ENJOY COOKING FOR MY HUSBAND BUT ACT LIKE IT'S A PAIN, SO HE FEELS GUILTY AND DOES MORE ERRANDS AROUND THE HOUSE
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