I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis

I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis - I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Im not always 120 years old but i am when visiting a m rated game website

Im not always 120 years old
 but i am when visiting a m rated game website

I Don't always get insanely drunk But when i do it's in front of people i barely know

I Don't always get insanely drunk But when i do it's in front of people i barely know

I don't always lose my cell phone But when I do, Its on vibrate

I don't always lose my cell phone But when I do, Its on vibrate

I'm not always called sensitive But when I am, it's probably sarcasm.

I'm not always called sensitive But when I am, it's probably sarcasm.

I don't always listen to girly pop songs on the radio while driving But when I do, I make sure all the car windows are up.

I don't always listen to girly pop songs on the radio while driving But when I do, I make sure all the car windows are up.

I don't always experiment with drugs other than weed. But when I do, I trip balls

I don't always experiment with drugs other than weed. But when I do, I trip balls

I don't always try to get ice from my cup But when I do, all of it falls on my face at the same time

I don't always try to get ice from my cup But when I do, all of it falls on my face at the same time

I don't always find a banshee in gta But when I do, I crash immediately

I don't always find a banshee in gta But when I do, I crash immediately

I don't always qTip my ears But when I do, I go for the brain

I don't always qTip my ears But when I do, I go for the brain

I don't always smoke joints in bed, But when I do, it's because I just had Sex.

I don't always smoke joints in bed, But when I do, it's because I just had Sex.
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