Doesn't shower for two days Gets numerous compliments on my hair

Doesn't shower for two days  Gets numerous compliments on my hair  - Doesn't shower for two days  Gets numerous compliments on my hair   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

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Accidently texts "Want to bang" instead of "hang" to hot chick She says sure

Accidently texts

Friends tell crush my dick is small "I guess I'll have to see for myself"

Friends tell crush my dick is small

Gets stood up on the first date Hooks up with waitress from the restaurant

Gets stood up on the first date Hooks up with waitress from the restaurant

someone started a rumour about me for having a large penis

someone started a rumour about me for having a large penis

accidentally sent text to boss complaining about my low wages Got a raise, effective immediately

accidentally sent text to boss complaining about my low wages Got a raise, effective immediately

Girl I know stared at her phone while she walked past me She was texting me

Girl I know stared at her phone while she walked past me She was texting me

"I wouldn't hook up with you if you were the last man on Earth." "If I were the last man on Earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line."

Send sexy text to the wrong girl She sends one back

Send sexy text to the wrong girl She sends one back

Accidentally touch a girl's boob she touched mine back

Accidentally touch a girl's boob she touched mine back

Hot girl didn't want to hook up with me when she was drunk in my bed Had Sober sex in the morning

Hot girl didn't want to hook up with me when she was drunk in my bed Had Sober sex in the morning
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