434,476 shares
Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds
166,895 shares
Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die
38,212 shares
playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud
180,157 shares
has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount
131,780 shares
made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished
314,055 shares
Does simple math calculation in head, better check it on my calculator just in case.
86,277 shares
Doctor says "I'll see you soon" as I'm leaving He's not telling me something
287,138 shares
12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down
68,584 shares
"The captain has turned on the fasten your seat belts sign" We're going down
91,422 shares
Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure
82,104 shares
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