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Looking at crush's Facebook photos accidentally likes one from 3 years ago
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tries to search facebook pics of secret crush enters her name into status bar
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Only seat open on bus is next to attractive girl pretends not to see and stands
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Spills water on his crotch strategically spills more water to avoid looking like he peed himself
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Spends 5 minutes explaining feelings to crush girl turns around " Wait, were you talking to me this whole time?"
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Overhear co-worker making small talk Attempt to memorize subjects covered for use in future human interaction
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Professor asks rhetorical question Raises hand
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water goes down the wrong pipe in class chokes quietly so no one is disturbed
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Says goodbye to friends at the mall. Has to go in the same direction they do.
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Cashier at coffee shop is black Orders double double rather than usual black
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