"I need to leave class early today" "I've got a note from my mom if you need to see it"

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Yeah i love dubstep only listens to skrillex

Yeah i love dubstep only listens to skrillex

First time to a nightclub wears wristband for 3 days

First time to a nightclub wears wristband for 3 days

Goes to Starbucks Is now an expert on Coffee

Goes to Starbucks Is now an expert on Coffee

loses virginity in one-night stand Tells her he loves her

loses virginity in one-night stand Tells her he loves her

Studies for Midterms highlights everything

Studies for Midterms highlights everything

Waits a month to do laundry Takes up all the washers

Waits a month to do laundry Takes up all the
washers

Hangs out with a girl one time buys extra large box of condoms

Hangs out with a girl one time buys extra large box of condoms

"Hey man, hit it and quit it" Has never touched a girl

pours you a beer 90 percent foam

pours you a beer 90 percent foam

People smoked weed on his floor "dude I got such a contact high last night!"

People smoked weed on his floor
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