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Cute girl around? Hey dude, here's some of the stupidest shit you could possibly say.
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10 more minutes of work until finished HEY LET'S PROCRASTINATE FOR 5 HOURS!
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Nothing to eat in the fridge? you should check again.
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Oh, you have to wake up early tomorrow morning? Ill just keep you up all night and let you fall asleep an hour before you have to wake up.
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Recognizes all of its problems Decides to change nothing
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Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship
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