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I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID
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I remove people from facebook on their birthday because that's when I realize I don't know who they are
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I would occasionally take a dump in my ex-roomates cats litterbox because it was funny as hell to listen to him discussing her huge shits to his girlfriend/family.
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i purposefully tell my boyfriend the jar lid is on too tight so that he can feel manly when i ask him to open them for me
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I put the lids on jars too tight on purpose.. Because it makes me feel manly when my wife has me open them for her
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When we played Dodgeball I only targeted the kids I couldn't stand
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My friend left her facebook logged in, so I changed her post visibility settings so only she could see them. And the lack of comments and likes is driving her crazy.
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When I turn off the lights downstairs at night I still run up the stairs as fast as possible
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I farted at my girlfriends christmas dinner. Then let her great grandma with dementia take the blame.
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if you are a boy with diamond earring studs i automatically assume you're a douchebag
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