Just learned how to masturbate came in handy

Just learned how to masturbate came in handy  - Just learned how to masturbate came in handy   Lame Pun Coon

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I heard some hipsters drowned They must have fell into the mainstream

I heard some hipsters drowned They must have fell into the mainstream

She said I was just average. How mean.

She said I was just average. How mean.

I DON'T LIKE THE EVIL COW MEME. IT'S UDDERLY RIDICULOUS.

I DON'T LIKE THE EVIL COW MEME. IT'S UDDERLY 
RIDICULOUS.

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference He acquired his size from too much pi

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference He acquired his size from too much pi

What do you call a fake macaroni? An impasta

What do you call a fake macaroni?
 An impasta

Constipation must be a pain in the ass

Constipation must be a pain in the ass

I knew a guy addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime!

I knew a guy addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime!

The man who created "knock knock" jokes deserves a "no-bell" prize.

The man who created

When I was little, my dad would put me in a big tire and roll me down a hill for fun those were Goodyears

When I was little, my dad would put me in a big tire and roll me down a hill for fun those were Goodyears

I DO NOT ENJOY COMPUTER JOKES NOT ONE BIT

I DO NOT ENJOY COMPUTER JOKES NOT ONE BIT
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