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went to class high "would you guys like to have class outside today?"
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Ate spaghetti while wearing a white shirt didn't get sauce on it
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Got to work over an hour late. Boss shows up 5 minutes later and sees me hard at work.
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ordered 5 day shipping got it next day
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Blacked out on st. pattys day woke up with a pocket full of money
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Told Girlfriend we need to leave by 5:30 She was ready to go at 5:25
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boss walks by when i'm actually working
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Leave note on car "Sorry, late to class, had to park here. Please don't tow." Get ticket with no fine that says "You're welcome, don't do it again."
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had sex with girlfriend during day light savings lasted an extra hour
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woke up after Night of drinking didn't lose phone, wallet, ipod, keys, or pride
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