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I need to go through the whole alphabet to know which letter comes after which
I really do trust wikipedia as a credible source.
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I turn the sink on to make it sound like i washed my hands
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I am 24 and i still eat lunchables
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if you drive a hummer i immediately assume that you're an asshole
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if you use "irregardless" in an argument I've already assumed I'm correct
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I genuinely believe I'm smarter than most people
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