Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one

Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one - Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one  Scumbag Steve

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Gives you cash to pick up his lunch In exact change before taxes

Gives you cash to pick up his lunch In exact change before taxes

Sees you have sunburn slaps it

Sees you have sunburn slaps it

makes you chip in for gas mom pays for gas

makes you chip in for gas mom pays for gas

Calls you a bitch if you won't sleep with him Calls women "sluts" after they sleep with him

Calls you a bitch if you won't sleep with him Calls women

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy

Standing next to a trash can litters

Standing next to a trash can litters

Doesn't Put in on pizza takes the biggest slices

Doesn't Put in on pizza takes the biggest slices

Talks about himself In the third person

Talks about himself In the third person

Sees you trying to pass on the highway accelerates

Sees you trying to pass on the highway accelerates

has already seen the movie quotes lines right before they happen

has already seen the movie quotes lines right before they happen
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