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why are you slapping yourself in the head? I was just doing a quick sweep of your ear canal for bedbugs while you were sleeping.
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scuttles away and watches as you destroy web to free the pretty butterfly starves to death
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hey bro, i was just drying myself off on this towel after a long day of eating bugs above your shower wait...why are you mad..i thought we had an agreemenAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHH
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Hi, mind if i hang here above the steering wheel while you drive? Whoah! watch the road, you crazy bitch!
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A lot of good spiders died in the tsunami you know, when you drained the pool today
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hey, if you don't mind I think i'll just hang out on this wall over here... woah man, put down the shoe. I thought we were cool!
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slowly rappels from the ceiling right in front of you "I just want to gaze into your beautiful eyes"
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I only wanted to hug you with all eight of my arms
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Help I'm trapped in this huge white canyon can you help me get out? No I'm not dirty don't turn on the water... NOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Hi, can i live in your spacious house? I promise to eat flies and keep to myself. dear god! did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!
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