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someone confronts him with his douchebag behaviour always responds "are you gonna cry now?"
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gets arrested and put in jail for robbing your house still doesn't tell where he stashed your stuff
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Shows up 1 minute before you close and orders a steak dinner Complains it's overcooked and demands you make him a new one
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no longer talks to you because your sister is no longer single
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caught cheating asks for threesome
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Asks to borrow a pencil on the first day of school
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Says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza Doesn't pay and eats more than anyone
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Sits behind you at the theater Puts his feet on the back of your chair
Sits in the passenger's seat in front of you Moves seat back as far as possible
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"loyalty" tattooed across forearm Habitually cheats on girlfriend
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