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I shouldn't be googling "where to meet women" I should be googling "where to meet men" cause thats where the women will be looking
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I've replaced watching tv with browsing reddit
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Boybands are so popular on itunes because little girls dont know how to illegally download music yet
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Oh my god, vaginas are called beavers because they eat "Wood"
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if smoking reduces life by five minutes and laughing increases it by ten weed increases life span by five minutes
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Boobs are also called Jugs Because they hold milk
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what if deja vu meant you lost a life and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?
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The reason we care so much about approval from strangers online Is because they have no social obligation to lie to us
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12 AM IS earlier than 11am
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cereal is a soup
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