Never forgets a face Never remembers a name

Never forgets a face Never remembers a name - Never forgets a face Never remembers a name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Finally got the courage to talk to the girl in my class discussion "So, do you go to school here?"

Finally got the courage to talk to the girl in my class discussion

applies to become special olympics volunteer signs off email with "best retards"

applies to become special olympics volunteer signs off email with

Only guy at a lunch with 4 hot secretaries might be becoming one of "the girls"

Only guy at a lunch with 4 hot secretaries might be becoming one of

pretty girl asks if chair next to me is occupied takes it to other table

pretty girl asks if chair next to me is occupied takes it to other table

Girl said 'come over nobodys home' Went over and nobody was home

Girl said 'come over nobodys home' Went over and nobody was home

Crush tells me a joke Laughed so hard I farted

Crush tells me a joke Laughed so hard I farted

getting married can't come up with 4 groomsmen

getting married can't come up with 4 groomsmen

ask girl on date "aw you're so cute"

ask girl on date

thought of witty comeback during argument stuttered horribly while saying it

thought of witty comeback during argument stuttered horribly while saying it

Cute guy holds the door for you panic and open the other door

Cute guy holds the door for you panic and open the other door
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