55,945 shares
Wife asked me to watch the baby He napped the whole time
79,062 shares
pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled
153,556 shares
asked wife where she wants to eat actually named a restaurant
201,087 shares
Dropped Full Soda Can on Carpet Landed standing up
86,440 shares
Checked Texts After A Night Of Drinking None
42,815 shares
Gets facebook notification Not a game request
Bought $2 pants at thrift store found $20 in pocket
494,652 shares
get drunk and sleep with someone Both still like each other in the morning
173,006 shares
Boss Walked by Actually doing work
57,202 shares
Skipped breakfast to make work meeting on time breakfast provided
348,815 shares
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