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Rubs lamp, gets a wish. "I don't want to die a virgin" Immortality
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goes to girlfriend's stand-up comedy show to surprise her is the butt of every joke
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Finally answers girlfriend's repeated calls at work Only to get broken up with then fired for using a phone on the jobsite
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Steps on a nail and jumps to avoid putting more pressure on it. Lands on another nail with his other foot.
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Beautiful girl asks him to hang a picture for her Drills into the fire sprinkler line and floods the apartment
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