Sees you talking to the girl you like "Why don't you guys just fuck already?"

Sees you talking to the girl you like

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doesn't have enough money to pay you the hundreds of dollars he owes you But has enough to buy multiple new guitars, weed, and order takeout every night

doesn't have enough money to pay you the hundreds of dollars he owes you But has enough to buy multiple new guitars, weed, and order takeout every night

Eats a meal in his room Dishes don't emerge for weeks

Eats a meal in his room Dishes don't emerge for weeks

charges everyone $10 to cover alcohol costs calls cops on his own party after an hour and sells the liquor

charges everyone $10 to cover alcohol costs calls cops on his own party after an hour and sells the liquor

Embarrasses you Points out how red your face is so everyone stares

Embarrasses you Points out how red your face is so everyone stares

Makes fun of you for working at mcdonald's Has no job

Makes fun of you for working at mcdonald's Has no job

comes into your room without knocking leaves the door open when he leaves

comes into your room without knocking  leaves the door open when he leaves

Complains about being poor Smokes a pack a day

Complains about being poor Smokes a pack a day

complains about being poor throws his small change in the trash

complains about being poor throws his small change in the trash

Brings nothing to Potluck Lunch Piles plate high, takes 2 cans of pop, and leaves with unopened bag of chips.

Brings nothing to Potluck Lunch Piles plate high, takes 2 cans of pop, and leaves with unopened bag of chips.

Loses a bet We didn't shake on it

Loses a bet  We didn't shake on it
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