you lost your house key? here, you can have this copy. I have lots at home.

you lost your house key? here, you can have this copy. I have lots at home. - you lost your house key? here, you can have this copy. I have lots at home.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

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you sure are dressing up nice for work who are you trying to impress?

you sure are dressing up nice for work who are you trying to impress?

I love your penis so much I just want to cut it off and carry it in my pocket

I love your penis so much I just want to cut it off and carry it in my pocket

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but i lied about being infertile, we're having a baby!

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but i lied about being infertile, we're having a baby!

You're having lunch with your sister? Is she prettier than me?

You're having lunch with your sister? Is she prettier than me?

i sign things with your last name for practice

i sign things with your last name for practice

CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT

CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT

If you dont call me Id tell everyone you raped me lol

If you dont call me  Id tell everyone you raped me lol

I just want to cuddle Even if it is with your lifeless body

I just want to cuddle Even if it is with your lifeless body

You lasted a long time tonight Do you not find me attractive anymore?

You lasted a long time tonight Do you not find me attractive anymore?

You posted something on Facebook? Better like and comment just in case you forgot we are dating

You posted something on Facebook? Better like and comment just in case you forgot we are dating
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