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I don't always drink beer but when I do I drink all your beer
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Wants mom to respect him as a man Mom still butters his toast for him
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Stops party music puts on headstrong
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DRINKS YOUR LIQUOR PUKES ON YOU
Teammate close to enemy Throw grenade anyway
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Protests against high gas prices when a republican is in office praises high gas prices as a deterrent to oil use when a democrat is in office
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Plays his shitty music really loudly leaves room and locks door
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ignores you all semester bro, can i look off your exam?
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Skips half the semester asks 40 what-if questions during last class
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10 minutes into conversation already sharing a sex story
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